Pretty much a normal today the student’s get their teams today.  Naruto and Sasuke were in front of each other. Then, a boy sitting in front of them nudged them, by accident mind you. Well, Avril, Constance, and Evan just so happened to be helping Iruka Sensei today. They caught this kiss on camera and tape. “We’re so gonna sell to the newspaper!” stated Avril in a joking way. She jumped down from the table to rejoin her friends. “I can just see the headlines now! Uchiha kisses Uzimaki!” said Avril. “I got a really good tape on this. Do you think the news channel will take this?” asked Constance. “Maybe we can make…about seven.” Estimated Evan. “Seven bucks what a waste!” said Avril. “No you dope seven thousand!” yelled Evan. “We’re so selling this!” screamed Constance. “Shut up you two!” snapped Avril. “The best part is starting!” And it truly was. The adorers or more stalkers of Sasuke were angry at Naruto and ready to beat him up. Yup, yup. Happily that’s the way it goes. “Okay listen up!” yelled Avril all of the gennins stopped.  “We caught this kiss on tape. Do what we want and we won’t sell this!” she clearly stated. “It won’t have any effect on us!” screamed a blue headed girl from the back. She had blue hair; she wore a blue belly shirt, a blue skirt that came up to her knees, and the regular old blue classic ninja shoes. Now I will take the time to describe our scandals. Avril had a blue and white cap tipped to the side, with a green shirt, a tie , stockings that rose until her knees, black Capri’s, a chain on the right side of her, she had spiked bracelets on each hand, yellow, black, and red bracelets to the left side of her, and the none traditional black converse. Constance on the other hand was different more civilized, or so they say, her hair was a light brown it covered her right eye, she had a long sleeve purple shirt with a heart and crossbones imprinted on it, green baggy boy shorts that went down to her knees, he shirt was somewhat slanted to the side to reveal a white tank top, she wore socks that came up to her shin they had blue and white at the top the rest was white, she also had a spiked bracelet on each hand, she had the untraditional/ unpopular black converse, in the back she had connected chains, the perfect skater style. Evan was more punk looking but had less detail on his clothes than on his hair. He had mid length hair that went to his shoulders it looked as is it wasn’t brushed at all in months he wore a black short sleeve shirt with a red logo saying: “I Hate You”, his pants were baggy and black almost a little off black more gray, and this time he wasn’t wearing converse it was vans. Another girl, one of a main characters in this story was Suki Yoshida she had long blonde flowing hair, her shirt was white short sleeved but, you could not see it all for a black part of her dress covered her chest down to her knees, and the getting old out-of style classic never failing to take over the ninja population old blue shoes. And Akari another character in this awesome story mind you wore a belly spaghetti strap shirt; the shirt had a huge black diamond on it with two dots on each side of the diamond with a squiggly line, with a purple skirt that went above her knees, and the; you know what I’m not gonna describe it too you know already. Fine, I guess I will describe it too you the C.O.O.L shoes. If you don’t know what C.O.O.L stands for it stands for constipated, out-of style, over-rated, loser. Yup, poor shoes no one likes them.  Hey, if you want to get them they come in a verity of colors. Now that you understand, back to our story. Oh, wait you wanna know how Sasuke and Naruto look. Well, too bad look them up. I might suggest Google. Oh yes Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, and the rest you can look up too. I’ve already wasted enough time as it is. “It will if your one Sasuke’s stalkers.”  Rudely stated Avril. “Well I’m not! Sasuke is gay!” screamed Aya. Avril’s eyes twinkled. “I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but you are a person after my own heart!” yelled Avril. “Avril, you know very well how babies are made!” joked Evan. Constance smacked Evan upside the head. “Pervert!” she screamed in his ear. Constance was pounding on him. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Evan is a good boy!” weakly said Evan. “Evan! We mustn’t poison little….what are you anyway?” asked Avril, examining Sasuke’s face. “I believe they are children.”  Stated Evan, examining Sasuke’s face with Avril. “Would you mind getting out of my face?” asked Sasuke annoyed. “Yes, we mind thing.” said Avril. “I don’t know what they are.” said Avril shrugging. “Neither do I and I’m the smart one.” said Constance shrugging. “Do you have an encyclopedia?” asked Evan. Sakura pointed to a shelf. Evan walked over and searched. “I don’t know what they are so, I will call you thing 1 thing 2 thing 3 and thing 4.” said Avril pointing. “Hey look here he is!” said Evan pointing to Sasuke in the encyclopedia. “He’s an animal?” asked Avril. “No read on dope. It says an unspecified state of poser emo.”  Said Constance. “Now I see.” Stated Evan. “Being emo is a chick magnet! I’m gonna try it!” stated Evan raising one finger into the air. Avril clonked him on the head. “Don’t try it. Look what it’ll do to you!  It’ll make you end up in the encyclopedia as an “unspecified emo poser”! And you’ll be SEROUIS!” said Avril putting her arm around Evan. “Serious?” asked Evan. “Yes very serious!” said Avril trying  to sound spooky. “Never mind! I want to be myself!” begged Evan. “Good boy.” Said Avril petting Evan’s head. “Can you guys stop talking? You hurting my head.” Mumbled Shikamaru. “When you have words to say and you have an audience you have to do something.” Said Constance. “How troublesome…” mumbled Shikamaru. “And you know what else is troublesome? Your face!” screamed Avril. “Go Avril!” yelled Constance. Shikamaru sighed and backed off. “Now for the teams.” yelled Constance, throwing her fist up in the air and jumping. “Let’s see…I like you…you…and you. Oh, and I like your hair.” said Avril. “Let’s see…Shikamaru you’re with the purple pig and ch…ch…ch…that fat pig. Unspecified emo poser your with the pink freak and the yellow spazz. Blue-daba-di-daba-di your with blondly and mime till death. And that’s all I picked.” said Avril Throwing the clip board back literally and it hit the chalk board leaving a dent. Evan walked over there and circled the mark. “There now you know what sugar will do to you.” Said Evan. Avril went over and pounded on Evan. “You idiot I didn’t have sugar!!!” screamed Avril. “Now for math.” Said Constance, not paying to Evan getting pounded. She walked over and wrote 2333 divided by 3547323. “That’s to easy right? So now for collage algebra. You have ten minutes. Cheat and get and F and suck at life. Don’t cheat and still suck at life.” Stated Constance writing 5(-3x - 2) - (x - 3) = -4(4x + 5) + 13
“Either way we’re screwed?” ask Aya. “Yep pretty much.” Said Constance. “Ten minutes go now!” screamed Avril. No one moved. Avril stopped time and changed the clock to ten minutes later. “Whoa, ten minutes must be faster than I thought.” Said Evan scratching head. “I only read one word.” Said Evan “That’s because you read at a second grade level.” Said Avril. “Oh yeah? Well I got an A on my spelling test!” said Evan shoving it in Avril’s face. Avril snatched it. “Let’s see…#1 cat #2 dog #3 mom, you spelled it your mom.” Evan shrugged. Avril continued.”#4 hit, there’s a dent in the page right there. #5 sit, you spelled it with an extra h right between the s and the i. #6 you, you wrote it with the extra suck. #7 fish #8 kick, you added an extra you and out. #9 on #10 witch, you changed the w to a b. Nice test now I know you suck.” Said Avril throwing it. “You’re just jealous because you can’t do better. I’ve got mad skills!” said Evan hugging his paper. Iruka Sensei came back the children or should I say “things” where releaved. “Would you mind staying for a while longer? There’s a fight I need to break up.” Said Iruka Sensei panting. “No thanks good luck. We’re gonna and encourage them!” said Avril waving good-bye. Iruka Sensei looked up. “Algebra?” asked Iruka Sensei. “They are so mean! They barley gave us five seconds!” yelled Suki pointing. “But, I said specifically multiplication.” Said Iruka Sensei looking at the board. “Oh, well a leopard can’t change its spots.” Said Iruka Sensei shrugging. “Leopards?! They were more like pythons!” yelled Suki pointing. Iruka Sensei sighed. “Did they give you guys your teams?” asked Iruka Sensei walking over to pick up the clip board. “They dented the board and gave about three people their teams!” screamed Suki. “Well, they are scandals. It’s what expected of them. They only did it to get out of training.” Said Iruka Sensei with another sigh. The end!!!!!!


First episode! Look for more!!! Next is the Chunnin exams!